十月底的時候去看了Avenue Q．其實在紐約的時候雖然老覺得應該要去看，可是Avenue Q就在Rent的劇院附近，Rent又更吸引我，加上還有一直抽不到的Wicked，Avenue Q最後就被捨棄了．幸好，Avenue Q最近在巡迴，可能下檔的日子也不遠了．
本來只知道是幾個玩偶的音樂劇，之前匆匆地就去買票了，售票小姐讓我挑位子，問我是為了什麼去看呢？ 我那時候就想一定有什麼特別的安排，要不然小姐不會這樣問，但我還是不想理他，因為為了那可有可無的特別安排得坐到最後一排去@@． 買票的時候小姐還特別提醒我這有＂mature content＂哦！！！反應慢一拍的我還跟他說：＂That's cool！＂ XD
廢話不多說，先來個youtube看看.
Avenue Q performing on the Royal Variety Performance
前面就是非常有名的＂It sucks to be me＂
我很喜歡白痴Princeton第一次見到Gary的時候，那個很北爛的嘴臉：＂Oh my God～It's Gary Coldman！＂
The internet is for porn
雖然是盜錄版，可是不放上來不行．咳咳咳～因為這首可能是千萬賤男們的最愛：＂The internet is for porn＂． 這是Trekkie Monster這個賤玩偶要告訴天真可愛的Kate Monster這個事實：the internet is for porn． 本來只是Kate跟Trekkie在吵，後來Trekkie讓眾男們現身告訴Kate：the internet is for porn，Kate都要發瘋了，超白爛．
你以為Trakkie Monster已經夠討人厭了嗎？ 非也！錯錯錯！他只是變態而已，整齣劇裡最最最機車的兩隻熊：＂Bad idea bears＂，一直在youtube上找不到．真的很可惜，我覺得她們應該要最紅才是，因為我跟我後面的男生們看完以後一直在討論那兩隻賤熊說XD
Avenue Q會這麼受歡迎，除了他有相當多mature content以外（我總覺得當天有很多年輕男子們都是為了這個來的，他們真的笑得超爽地），他倚幽默詼諧的手法來反映現實也是很重要的一點．就是看了會心有戚戚焉的那種．Princeton來到紐約，好不容易有工作卻在要上班的前一天接到電話說自己被layoff了，又不知道自己的English major是可以幹嘛啦！！！所以他要找＂purpose＂．
整齣劇裡很多歌都很白濫，像是：
What do you do with a B.A. in English
It's sucks to be me
If you were gay（因為有一個gay一直要隱瞞自己是一個gay，可是他的gay室友明明知道他是gay還要假裝不知道，便希望gay可以對gay室友出櫃，所以就唱了這首，結果這個gay還見笑轉生氣把室友趕走，還告訴大家：我的女朋友在加拿大啦！XD）
Purpose（這裡的梗也超白濫，有一天Princeton做惡夢夢到purpose變成propose，把Princeton嚇壞了XDDDD）．
Everyone is a little bit racist
The internet is for porn
You can be as lous as the hell you want（這......就是mature content了XD，你有看過音樂劇還演床戲的嗎？）
The more you ruv someone（其實是the more you "love" someone，在取笑劇中日本妹Christmas Eve的口音就是了）
................怎麼這麼多首都很棒啊orz
下面呢，就是我最喜歡的一首：I wish I could go back to college，不過這是Disney的版本，無所謂，我相信一定很多人也是聽了心有戚戚焉啊～
computer lab那段，我想起Thanksgiving前，我跟小帥哥還有哈傻呆到凌晨兩點的那個晚上，好悽慘阿！！！
KATE MONSTER:
I wish I could go back to college.
Life was so simple back then.
NICKY:
What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again!
PRINCETON:
I wish I could go back to college.
In college you know who you are.
You sit in the quad, and think, "Oh my God!
I am totally gonna go far!"
ALL:
How do I go back to college?
I don't know who I am anymore!
PRINCETON:
I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door!
Ohhh...
I wish I could just drop a class...
NICKY:
Or get into a play...
KATE MONSTER:
Or change my major...
PRINCETON:
Or fuck my T.A.
ALL:
I need an academic advisor to point the way!
We could be...
Sitting in the computer lab,
4 A.M. before the final paper is due,
Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner,
And seeing the rest of the class there, too!
PRINCETON:
I wish I could go back to college!
ALL:
How do I go back to college?!
AHHHH...
PRINCETON:
I wish I had taken more pictures.
NICKY:
But if I were to go back to college,
Think what a loser I'd be-
I'd walk through the quad,
And think "Oh my God..."
ALL:
"These kids are so much younger than me."
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